Category Archives: Dogs

N is for Neverending Nights of Nothingness


Nada. Nothing. Nobody. Nary a piglet in sight. Honestly, I am beginning to wonder what sort of mind games Olivia is playing with me! Last night as I snuggled into my sleeping bag on piglet watch once again, it started to rain rather hard. Over the roar of raindrops on the roof of the truck cab, Iago’s (the barn cat) wailing was so piteous I could not resist and let her inside.

I was as stretched out as possible on the back seat in the cab and each of the dogs had staked out a front seat. When the cat arrived, our peaceful arrangement went to he!! in a handbasket. First, Iago visited each of the dogs, purring and chirping and rubbing her head against their faces. This is a peculiar kind of torture from the dogs’ perspective – they know they are not allowed to chase the cat and inside the cab, there is hardly room to turn around, never mind play tag.

After she had tormented the dogs, Iago crawled into the back with me and plunked herself on my head, purring and cuddling. This was too much for Tuulen, whose jealous tendencies are legendary. He leaped into the back seat and squeezed himself behind me. There followed a licking war. Tuulen licked the cat, the cat licked me – each tried to be cuter and more cuddly than the other so I would stroke only cat or dog, but not both.

Iago sat on Tuulen’s head so she could have better access to my face and stop him from talking to me. He protested by pushing her out of the way and trying to wriggle out from behind me and onto my pillow… He is far too big to fit on my pillow, particularly when that space is being defended by a determined cat.

Meanwhile, I was getting pretty desperate for sleep, so I burrowed under my sleeping bag and left them to fight out their turf war somewhere above me. Eventually, after both had fallen off me and the back seat a couple of times, they each managed to stake out an acceptable bit of territory and fall asleep.

I must say I was toasty warm, but man, oh man – what I would give for a decent night’s sleep in my own bed!! Come on, Olivia! Deliver!

Wordless Wednesday – Dogs and Hogs

Oh. My. Busyness. Thank goodness it is still Wednesday and I can get away with posting a couple of recent photos of the dogs and my wayward piglet bonding. Such shenanigans are over for the moment as I have fixed the hot wire, but the inter-species chit-chat was entertaining while it was going on!

[For regular blog followers, note this series was shot on the same day that Fritz Frizzle disappeared… you can see him scuttling off into the distance in the animated gif…]

Pippi, Tuulen, and the adventurous piglet, bonding

Pippi, Tuulen, and the adventurous piglet, bonding



"I want that apple!" "No, I want that apple!"  "My apple!" "No! My apple!"

“I want that apple!”
“No, I want that apple!”
“My apple!”
“No! My apple!”

The piglet won this little contest, btw – a moment later she snatched up the apple and retreated a few steps, where she gulped it down. This, of course, sent Tuulen into a fit of whining and complaining and shooting me looks that clearly said, “How do you expect me to compete when I’m tied up?!”


Tireless – the Movie

Those rotten dogs… cute and all, but a tad rambunctious!

Don’t worry. Nobody was seriously injured…

[With thanks to Kevin MacLeod – for the music… great website, if you ever need some royalty free music for a project…]

Day 27 – How to Make Pork Skin Dog Treats

By and large, I think our dogs are pretty content. They are with their people most of the day, they get to sniff around at all the rich odeurs on the farm (and, believe me, this alone makes those tails wag, wag, wag), AND they get homemade crispy pork dog treats. They are the ones responsible for giving the tails up or tails down to any dog treats that we sell through the farm stand.

The woodles, surveying their domain

The woodles, surveying their domain

We started selling Crunchy Pastured Pork Pieces as a way of using up hog skins and ears left over after processing. We’ve been trying to find ways to use every part of the animals we raise and these homemade dog treats have been very popular. [Bizarre side note: people will pay more for dog treats (per pound) than they will for most cuts of quality meat purchased for human consumption. I’m not exactly sure what that says about our society, our pets, and our relationship to good food, but it is fascinating to see what people will spend on Fido. I hasten to add I am no better in this regard. But yes, that was an interesting thing to ponder as the pork crispies flew off the shelves!]

If you want to make your own, it isn’t that difficult.

1. Obtain pork skin. Around here, this is usually a waste product after slaughter – if you don’t process your own hogs (ours are done at a local approved slaughterhouse) ask a local butcher if it would be possible to have skins saved for you. Some butchers carry this because pork skin is also used to make pork cracklings for humans. This seems to be a regional thing, though, as it’s a lot harder to find in some places than others. If this sounds like something you’d love to try (or miss sorely because you grew up with it but now live somewhere that nobody has ever heard of pork cracklings), here’s a link to a recipe by Michael Symon. There’s also a how-to video, though I can’t watch it because I’m outside the USA. THAT is so annoying! But I digress – back to the dog treats.

2. You can either bake the skins first and break them up into pieces later or cut the skins into strips first and then bake them. The dogs don’t seem to mind either way, but if you are the sort of person who likes to have everything uniform, then it’s a lot easier to get the treats to be the same size and shape if you cut them before baking. A sharp pair of kitchen scissors works well. Breaking the cooked skins up after the fact is quicker, but definitely results in a more randomly shaped collection of snacks.

3. Brush both sides of the pork lightly with cooking oil. If you like, you can sprinkle a little garlic powder over the oil-coated skin. **

4. Place skin on cookie racks on baking sheets (to catch the drips). Bake at 175 degrees F (yes, a warm oven will do the trick) for about 10 hours. This will vary a bit depending on how thick the skin is, how much fat was still on the pork when you start, and how crispy you want the snacks to be. We try to stay just this side of too crispy.

The skin shrinks quite a lot during baking. These have been baked but not scraped or mopped up. I use paper towels, which I then bury deep in the compost pile. You can still see the inspector’s stamp of approval on the piece on the the left.

5. After baking, scrape off as much of the remaining fat as you can and then use paper towels to wipe off any excess cooking oil. Warning: This part of the process leaves you feeling somewhat greasy… However, skip this step at your peril. Too much fat and oil has an unpleasant effect on the digestive system of the dog… Don’t say I didn’t warn you. If you cooked the skin in larger pieces, this is the time to break them up. Don’t make the treats too small to minimize the chance of your dog choking: they get a little excited when they get hold of these.

6. Present a divine gift to your dog. Most likely, your dog has been sitting at your feet drooling during the fat-scraping stage and shouldn’t be too hard to find.

These are some of the random-shaped treats, ready for consumption...

These are some of the random-shaped treats, ready for consumption…

** There is some debate over how safe garlic is for your pets. This article looks at the pros and cons. If you are at all concerned, please leave the garlic powder off.


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Day 8 – Baffling Dog Behaviour


Sometimes the dogs are just plain odd. Tuulen has this thing about shoes. Maybe he feels a need to make up for my lack of interest in footwear, but whatever his strange motivation, his behaviour is pretty consistent and certainly strange. If I am working at the computer and not spending enough time looking at him lovingly, he will go out to the mudroom and carefully select the shoe I have most recently worn. Very gently he pulls it off the rack and brings it back into the bedroom and places it on the bed beside him. Sometimes, he then proceeds to poke his long, dexterous snout into the shoe so he can extricate the insole. There is no chewing involved in all this (thank goodness, or I’d be farming barefoot!), more like a thoughtful meditation on what humans wrap around their feet.


After he has placed the shoe or boot or slipper just so in the bed, then he lies on it and sighs. And that’s it! End of game! There’s no licking or tossing or playing ‘look what I have! Can’t catch me!’ He just lies on the shoe until it gets uncomfortable or he gets bored or I still refuse to pay any attention to him and then he gets up and repeats the whole ritual. Sometimes by the end of a session at my desk there is quite a collection of footwear on the bed. Socks are occasionally added and, very rarely, other random objects. Yesterday, he found an old soup ladle I had placed by the back door ready to start a new life down in the feed room at the barn. This precious object he placed across my pillow before lying on it and sighing.

I can tell you I was less than thrilled to see that muddy boot on my bed! I had just come up from the barn where I’d slopped around the wet area by the hog water and those boots were disgusting! It’s not nearly so bad when he plays this game with my slippers.

So, I ask you – what the heck is that all about?

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